Why oh why....

Here's a poem you might like to see,
about how I came to write a blog about me,
and why i'm so obsessed with my belly.

See, way back when I was aged around 10,
I was lean, sporty and footie with boys like Ben,
but then came homework and time with paper and pen.

My diet never changed, I ate exactly the same,
but lack of sport meant I was getting a rounder frame,
now years have passed and i'm feeling pretty lame.

Everyone tells me: "Dont be silly, you're not fat!"
but when it comes to my belly i'm as blind as a bat,
as I have a little podge and all I can see is that!

Soon i'll be in Ibiza as I turn 25 years old,
and i'm hoping its not too late for me to change my mold,
all it takes is diet and exercise, or so i'm told.

So finger crossed.... and toes too,
its time to see what determination can do,
and for your enjoyment i'll update this blog for you.

12 weeks to Ibiza.. 12 weeks of NO pizza!

12 weeks. 3 months. 84 days. It doesn’t matter how I say it it seems a very very long time to go without pizza… or ice cream… or biscuits! But believe it or not (and I’m not sure I do) I’m about to embark upon a 12 week diet and exercise plan which involves me leaving my beloved pizzas, ice creams and biscuits firmly in/on the supermarket freezers/shelves!

Now, I’ll be honest - this isn’t the first time I’ve been on a diet! I know, shocking!

Again, I’ll be honest- all those other times that I tried to lose the spare tyre wobbling around my midriff failed miserably! I know, even more shocking!

So, why oh why are you trying again I hear you say! Well, that’s because I’ve always been told that if at first you don’t succeed then try try try again! Oh, and because I go to Ibiza in 12 weeks and don’t want to be mistaken for a beached whale as I sunbathe!

So, for the next 12 weeks starting tomorrow, Mon 28^th March 2011, I’m going to eat lots of nice, healthy food (aka tasteless rabbit food) and do some fun, enjoyable exercise (aka hard, painful workouts) in an attempt to lose my pregnant looking pot belly..... and you are going to read all about it!

Bet you can’t wait!

Now, as my 12 week plan starts tomorrow I’m going to spend my last night of happiness chomping and slurping on lots of bad food and drink!

Until next time…….

X

P.S As I honestly mentioned this isn’t my first attempt at a healthy lifestyle so why not read all about my previous failures by checking out my old blog at http://thegoodfoodguzzler.blogspot.com/ ...... go on, you know you want to!